Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Where are you going Your house

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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