It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Republicans

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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