- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

A woman walks into a bar.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

purple pickles

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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