Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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