- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

A man... walks.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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