What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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69 :)

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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