- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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