- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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