Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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69 :)

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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