Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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