Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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