Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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