- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

luke moore cant pull it back

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Why did it die Nothing died

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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