yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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