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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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