- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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