- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

pudding

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

The jets are a good team..

pee

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

This is a random Anti joke.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Weed.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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