- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

its all aodhan

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

... i forgot the joke :p

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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