- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Testicles.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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