- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

This is a joke. Laugh!

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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