Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Hi what I lug you

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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soccer

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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