- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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