- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Knock, Knock ...

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

-knock knock! -doors open

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Whats black and gay? Obama

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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