awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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The Game.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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lipstick pig

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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