Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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