What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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tims sty:)

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

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