Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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