- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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