- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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