- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How high is a Chinaman

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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