- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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