- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

9/11

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

the holocaust

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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