- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What you reading? reading?

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Womens rights !

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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