- Anti Joke

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

You read the Terms of Service.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

You know what's catchy? A cold

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind