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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

your mama's so fat... that's it

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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