- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

you lose.

Donald Trump.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

children burning

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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