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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Rick santorum

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Morning wood.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic