- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What does two plus two equal? 4

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Your all fags

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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