My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why was the woman?

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Racial equality.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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