How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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troll----> hahaha---->

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Charlotte Bobcats

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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