This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Help I'm being raped!

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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