Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Women's rights.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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