What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

AIDS

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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