- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Women's rights

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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