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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

josh roberts got the d in geog

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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