What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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