When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Your Mom

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Where's the dick??? east

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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