How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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TELL

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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