Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What is my name? I dont know

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

I drive a 'rarri

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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