- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What's big and messy? A big mess

I have aids

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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