- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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