- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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