- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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