Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

There's a god, just kidding.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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