- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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