Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Rigo your a stupid ass

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Your all fags

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