- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Knock knock Come in

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

everybody loves raymond

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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