- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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