- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Women's rights

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

A man walks into a bar.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Please? No.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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