- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

You just read this ..

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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