- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Wait what? I did not type that!

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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