Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Im black

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Neither have I

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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