- Anti Joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

taking out the trash... at night

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.