Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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hey justin

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Anti Joke

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