why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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split your ass cheek

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Guess what? The Game.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Anti Joke

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