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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Grammer is very important

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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