Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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